My brain is a random fluctuation of neverending thoughts that lack any definate purpose; my friends may have noticed this sometimes when I talk. Imagine then, the things that I do not speak!



Relax, they aren't that bad - I deliberately say / do the worst things simply for comical value. In fact the stuff that swirls around in my head might as well dribble out of my left ear the're of so little value (apart from my primary motor functions and things like that). This is why they never get voiced or written here...

However a random question popped into my head the other day and I thought it should be shared with the interwebs. Before writing I checked online to see if it been done before ...
ARRRRGHHHH
How annoying, if you didn't get that - yes it has, it has been the subject of many a forum which has resulted in major flame wars and bannings.

All I'll simply say is that great minds think alike and all that, in fact this is a question you may have all asked yourself and I hope you have an answer and are able to defend it with good reason. So what is that question ...

Who'd win in a deathmatch to the death (lol); Master Chief or Marcus Fenix?

And so is born my Hero Deathmatch feature... Let us compare the two candidates

• Master Chief - A faceless cybernetically enhanced supersoldier; sounds pretty hardcore doesn't it? And it is! After all Master Chief has a fusion-powered suit of armor and an energy sheild to help him kick ass. Master Chief also has the ability to teabag fallen foes, jump and flip tanks - things that Fenix can only dream of doing.
  
• Marcus Fenix - Fenix has an action hero physique bigger than Stallones and Schwarzeneggers combined, oh and he's an ex-prisoner. Marcus has the edge over Master Chief with his cover abilities and super fast reloads and he also inspires his buddies to bring the odd chainsaw into battle.
  

This is a tough call, I'm not really sure who'd win but as Master Cheif basically has super powers with been able to spin a warthog on the end of his little finger and can survive death defying falls I can't help that this is tipped in his faviour. Although despite all his flashy tin can armor a good whack with the butt of a gun usually incapacitates Master Chief, so just imagine what that chainsaw is going to do! I'd like to think Marcus would win just cause he has the kick ass attitude!

Who do you think would win and why?

Over and out
Zammy